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JohnnyFartPants
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| The best bacon in the world is actually from the United Kingdon. That is a fact. I have been baconing now for 38 years and am often known as the Bacon King of England, a title only narrowly regarded as lower than that of The Queen. |
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Sweet Piglet
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| Posted: Wed May 17, 2006 4:57 pm Post subject: |
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Good evening everyone, hope you are all well and have had a bacontastic day.
I am a Duchess and we have been breeding swine in my family for generations. I currently reside in West Ham. Decided to join here as the Duke is a bit of a boar these days. |
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JohnnyFartPants
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| Posted: Wed May 17, 2006 5:00 pm Post subject: |
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| Sweet Piglet wrote: | Good evening everyone, hope you are all well and have had a bacontastic day.
I am a Duchess and we have been breeding swine in my family for generations. I currently reside in West Ham. Decided to join here as the Duke is a bit of a boar these days. |
Well done, m'lady. May I take this occasion to touch the rim of my hat, respectfully in your direction, while offering you bacon of the finest BRITISH kind? |
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Sweet Piglet
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| Posted: Wed May 17, 2006 5:03 pm Post subject: |
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| JohnnyFartPants wrote: | | Sweet Piglet wrote: | Good evening everyone, hope you are all well and have had a bacontastic day.
I am a Duchess and we have been breeding swine in my family for generations. I currently reside in West Ham. Decided to join here as the Duke is a bit of a boar these days. |
Well done, m'lady. May I take this occasion to touch the rim of my hat, respectfully in your direction, while offering you bacon of the finest BRITISH kind? |
Why thank you kind Sir. It's not often these days I get offered pork. A lady needs it one thinks, on a daily basis. |
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JohnnyFartPants
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| Posted: Wed May 17, 2006 5:11 pm Post subject: |
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| Sweet Piglet wrote: | | JohnnyFartPants wrote: | | Sweet Piglet wrote: | Good evening everyone, hope you are all well and have had a bacontastic day.
I am a Duchess and we have been breeding swine in my family for generations. I currently reside in West Ham. Decided to join here as the Duke is a bit of a boar these days. |
Well done, m'lady. May I take this occasion to touch the rim of my hat, respectfully in your direction, while offering you bacon of the finest BRITISH kind? |
Why thank you kind Sir. It's not often these days I get offered pork. A lady needs it one thinks, on a daily basis. |
Pork sword? |
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Sweet Piglet
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| Posted: Wed May 17, 2006 5:16 pm Post subject: |
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| JohnnyFartPants wrote: | | Sweet Piglet wrote: | | JohnnyFartPants wrote: | | Sweet Piglet wrote: | Good evening everyone, hope you are all well and have had a bacontastic day.
I am a Duchess and we have been breeding swine in my family for generations. I currently reside in West Ham. Decided to join here as the Duke is a bit of a boar these days. |
Well done, m'lady. May I take this occasion to touch the rim of my hat, respectfully in your direction, while offering you bacon of the finest BRITISH kind? |
Why thank you kind Sir. It's not often these days I get offered pork. A lady needs it one thinks, on a daily basis. |
Pork sword? |
What a gentleman you are Sir. |
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Saintplums
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| Posted: Wed May 17, 2006 5:16 pm Post subject: |
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OMFG!!!
Is it really the Bacon King himself!!
Sir I am honoured...
My rashers are not worthy..... |
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JohnnyFartPants
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| Posted: Wed May 17, 2006 5:20 pm Post subject: |
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| Saintplums wrote: | OMFG!!!
Is it really the Bacon King himself!!
Sir I am honoured...
My rashers are not worthy..... |
Now, now young man. I run a very informal ship around here. Just call me plain old Bacon, none of this King stuff. |
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Saintplums
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| Posted: Wed May 17, 2006 5:23 pm Post subject: |
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| JohnnyFartPants wrote: | | Saintplums wrote: | OMFG!!!
Is it really the Bacon King himself!!
Sir I am honoured...
My rashers are not worthy..... |
Now, now young man. I run a very informal ship around here. Just call me plain old Bacon, none of this King stuff. |
Sorry I couldn't
It would be like calling the Queen "Lizzy", Or the President "War-mongering OIL Theiving Budgie'
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JohnnyFartPants
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| Posted: Wed May 17, 2006 5:24 pm Post subject: |
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| Saintplums wrote: | | JohnnyFartPants wrote: | | Saintplums wrote: | OMFG!!!
Is it really the Bacon King himself!!
Sir I am honoured...
My rashers are not worthy..... |
Now, now young man. I run a very informal ship around here. Just call me plain old Bacon, none of this King stuff. |
Sorry I couldn't
It would be like calling the Queen "Lizzy", Or the President "War-mongering OIL Theiving budgie' |
Quite, quite. Rather colourful comments, but one echo's your views.
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JohnnyFartPants
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| Posted: Wed May 17, 2006 5:45 pm Post subject: |
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| JohnnyFartPants wrote: | | Saintplums wrote: | | JohnnyFartPants wrote: | | Saintplums wrote: | OMFG!!!
Is it really the Bacon King himself!!
Sir I am honoured...
My rashers are not worthy..... |
Now, now young man. I run a very informal ship around here. Just call me plain old Bacon, none of this King stuff. |
Sorry I couldn't
It would be like calling the Queen "Lizzy", Or the President "War-mongering OIL Theiving budgie' |
Quite, quite. Rather colourful comments, but one echo's your views. |
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