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Sweet Piglet



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PostPosted: Wed May 17, 2006 5:11 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

One cannot believe that a nation as obese as yourselves can possibly even think of peanut butter biscuits.
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Sweet Piglet



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PostPosted: Wed May 17, 2006 5:15 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Anonymous wrote:
I've been using a very similar recipe for awhile. (My boyfriend's favorite are peanut butter cookies). I've had much better results using all-natural peanut butter from the local co-op. I can buy it in bulk, it's much cheaper, and the texture comes out much better. My boyfriend thinks he hates this kind of peanut butter but when I started to use it in the cookies (as opposed to Jif or Skippy), he said "make them like you did last time again!"
Also, I don't have a mixer so I've been using my food processor to blend all the ingredients, and I get a very smooth, somewhat sticky dough that makes great chewy cookies.


How truly disgusting. Surely kangaroos have some protection against this use of them for pure gluttony?
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PostPosted: Wed May 17, 2006 5:21 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Sweet Piglet wrote:
Anonymous wrote:
I've been using a very similar recipe for awhile. (My boyfriend's favorite are peanut butter cookies). I've had much better results using all-natural peanut butter from the local co-op. I can buy it in bulk, it's much cheaper, and the texture comes out much better. My boyfriend thinks he hates this kind of peanut butter but when I started to use it in the cookies (as opposed to Jif or Skippy), he said "make them like you did last time again!"
Also, I don't have a mixer so I've been using my food processor to blend all the ingredients, and I get a very smooth, somewhat sticky dough that makes great chewy cookies.


How truly disgusting. Surely kangaroos have some protection against this use of them for pure gluttony?


They don't use the whole Roo either, A complete Marsupial is destroyed, just for the oils in it's eyes... All this for cookies.....

Sickening...
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Sweet Piglet



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PostPosted: Wed May 17, 2006 5:35 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Saintplums wrote:
Sweet Piglet wrote:
Anonymous wrote:
I've been using a very similar recipe for awhile. (My boyfriend's favorite are peanut butter cookies). I've had much better results using all-natural peanut butter from the local co-op. I can buy it in bulk, it's much cheaper, and the texture comes out much better. My boyfriend thinks he hates this kind of peanut butter but when I started to use it in the cookies (as opposed to Jif or Skippy), he said "make them like you did last time again!"
Also, I don't have a mixer so I've been using my food processor to blend all the ingredients, and I get a very smooth, somewhat sticky dough that makes great chewy cookies.


How truly disgusting. Surely kangaroos have some protection against this use of them for pure gluttony?


They don't use the whole Roo either, A complete Marsupial is destroyed, just for the oils in it's eyes... All this for cookies.....

Sickening...


I think you mean biscuits young man?
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Saintplums



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PostPosted: Wed May 17, 2006 5:38 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Sweet Piglet wrote:
Saintplums wrote:
Sweet Piglet wrote:
Anonymous wrote:
I've been using a very similar recipe for awhile. (My boyfriend's favorite are peanut butter cookies). I've had much better results using all-natural peanut butter from the local co-op. I can buy it in bulk, it's much cheaper, and the texture comes out much better. My boyfriend thinks he hates this kind of peanut butter but when I started to use it in the cookies (as opposed to Jif or Skippy), he said "make them like you did last time again!"
Also, I don't have a mixer so I've been using my food processor to blend all the ingredients, and I get a very smooth, somewhat sticky dough that makes great chewy cookies.


How truly disgusting. Surely kangaroos have some protection against this use of them for pure gluttony?


They don't use the whole Roo either, A complete Marsupial is destroyed, just for the oils in it's eyes... All this for cookies.....

Sickening...


I think you mean biscuits young man?


Unsure I was trying to fit in....
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Sweet Piglet



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PostPosted: Wed May 17, 2006 5:48 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Saintplums wrote:
Sweet Piglet wrote:
Saintplums wrote:
Sweet Piglet wrote:
Anonymous wrote:
I've been using a very similar recipe for awhile. (My boyfriend's favorite are peanut butter cookies). I've had much better results using all-natural peanut butter from the local co-op. I can buy it in bulk, it's much cheaper, and the texture comes out much better. My boyfriend thinks he hates this kind of peanut butter but when I started to use it in the cookies (as opposed to Jif or Skippy), he said "make them like you did last time again!"
Also, I don't have a mixer so I've been using my food processor to blend all the ingredients, and I get a very smooth, somewhat sticky dough that makes great chewy cookies.


How truly disgusting. Surely kangaroos have some protection against this use of them for pure gluttony?


They don't use the whole Roo either, A complete Marsupial is destroyed, just for the oils in it's eyes... All this for cookies.....

Sickening...


I think you mean biscuits young man?


Unsure I was trying to fit in....


You will need to put on 17 stone, wear hawaiian shorts and say "gee" a lot if that is the case.
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PostPosted: Wed May 17, 2006 5:50 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Sweet Piglet wrote:
Saintplums wrote:
Sweet Piglet wrote:
Saintplums wrote:
Sweet Piglet wrote:
Anonymous wrote:
I've been using a very similar recipe for awhile. (My boyfriend's favorite are peanut butter cookies). I've had much better results using all-natural peanut butter from the local co-op. I can buy it in bulk, it's much cheaper, and the texture comes out much better. My boyfriend thinks he hates this kind of peanut butter but when I started to use it in the cookies (as opposed to Jif or Skippy), he said "make them like you did last time again!"
Also, I don't have a mixer so I've been using my food processor to blend all the ingredients, and I get a very smooth, somewhat sticky dough that makes great chewy cookies.


How truly disgusting. Surely kangaroos have some protection against this use of them for pure gluttony?


They don't use the whole Roo either, A complete Marsupial is destroyed, just for the oils in it's eyes... All this for cookies.....

Sickening...


I think you mean biscuits young man?


Unsure I was trying to fit in....


You will need to put on 17 stone, wear hawaiian shorts and say "gee" a lot if that is the case.


Not to mention talk really loudly while saying, "Do you have this meal in bucket size?"
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