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elianna
Joined: 11 Mar 2009 Posts: 2
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Posted: Mon Apr 13, 2009 12:12 pm Post subject: Perfect Life |
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Perfect Life
An old man is sitting on a park bench crying his eyes out. A young jogger comes by and asks him what is the matter.
The old man says, "I'm a multimillionare, I have a great big house, the fastest car in the world and I just married a beautiful blonde bombshell who satisfies me every night in bed whether I like it or not (sob)."
The young jogger says, "Man, you have everything I have ever dreamed for in my life. What could be so wrong in your life that you are sitting here in the park crying?"
The old man says, "I can't remember where I live." |
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claudine00
Joined: 19 Oct 2009 Posts: 3
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Posted: Mon Oct 19, 2009 5:32 pm Post subject: |
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Aw, that's painful. He remembers everything he had, but where he came from is out of his knowledge. Poor old man. |
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robertras
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karikat
Joined: 10 Sep 2011 Posts: 2
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Posted: Sat Sep 10, 2011 8:11 pm Post subject: |
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!!! |
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ddel85
Joined: 30 Sep 2011 Posts: 1
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Posted: Fri Sep 30, 2011 6:07 pm Post subject: |
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charlie445
Joined: 13 Apr 2012 Posts: 2
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Posted: Fri Apr 13, 2012 9:21 pm Post subject: |
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ooops, not funny)) |
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thetreatment
Joined: 09 May 2012 Posts: 1
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Posted: Wed May 09, 2012 3:43 am Post subject: |
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There's a bit of funny side but the message is of that is something serious. |
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essentialfoodstorage02 Guest
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Posted: Mon Aug 06, 2012 8:01 am Post subject: .... |
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well for me, it's joke/message is seriously half meant... that, you can have anything, but not everything.... |
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counter
Joined: 07 Feb 2013 Posts: 44
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Posted: Sun Feb 10, 2013 2:18 pm Post subject: |
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That's funny man |
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gaixareku
Joined: 18 Jan 2014 Posts: 2
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Posted: Sat Jan 18, 2014 6:07 am Post subject: neutral |
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find it Ok. |
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seomandu
Joined: 24 Jan 2015 Posts: 1 Location: Nepal
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Posted: Sat Jan 24, 2015 3:06 pm Post subject: |
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funny |
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