Cooking For Engineers

[Michael Chu]

This weekend a friend of mine said his kid told him this joke - which we thought was funny (of course it was early in the morning and we had stayed up all night) - we thought it was even funnier when we imagined his eleven year old son telling it:

If you are an American when you're outside the bathroom, what are you if you're inside the bathroom?

You're a peein'!

[Tadiera]

I said not funny, 'cause I've been hearing that one from kids about that age since I was that age...

[eltonyo]

i chose not to vote on this one (then later voted "no"), cuz from a "technical" view point it was funny..... cuz it was slightly cynical, with a dash of oxymoron, which gave it a definiate "plus" vote on the funny calculator.

but even ronald reagan won the vote in the 80's, and he unexplainably, overnight, quad-drupled the national deficit to our chagrin, and religious leaders somehow blamed congress and liberals.... and nobody seemed to give a crapola....

(and people bought it, hook, line, and sinker....)

and so you see people..... though funny is, is NOT necessarily, funny as does.

much like my momma use to teach me.... stupid is, as stupid does.

http://www.lafn.org/politics/gvdc/Natl_Debt_Chart-2004an.gif

http://zfacts.com/p/480.html

but hey.... i digress.... and for that i apologize.

now the above charts? ... they are hilarious as well as frightening.... sickening as well as real... note the similar oxymoron and cynacism?

do you laugh, or do you cry?

you see people... some jokes fail to be funny, because they are too true.

excuse me... i gotta go pee.

[Dude111]