WCS Gorilla
Joined: 11 Mar 2013 Posts: 17 Location: Central Louisiana
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Posted: Mon Apr 08, 2013 3:11 am Post subject: Stop me if you have heard this one |
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Enter "stop" if you heard this one.
Enter "huh?" if you haven't had your morning coffee yet.
Enter "OK" if you get it, but don't wish to comment.
All others might just be ROTFL, so make room for them, please?
NOW, 'da joke'!
"A large snail showed up in a luxurious automobile dealership. It carried two sets of saddlebags. A rather curious salesperson left their little gathering office to approach the snail.
"Yes sir? Might I be of some help?"
The snail swung an eyestalk towards the salesperson, and a rather deep voice that seemed from nowhere, and everywhere replied,
"Yes, I want to purchase one of your larger convertibles."
"OK, we can do that for you, sir. Which one?"
"I was eyeing this rather long nosed model, since there would be a nice bit of room for me."
"Oh, those, sir? They are custom-ordered and .."
"SPLENDID!", boomed the voice.
"Custom ordered you said, yes?"
The salesperson, now raised from the floor, said, "Uh, y-y-yes, sir. J-J-Just tell me what you wish, and I will write the order, as per your instructions, sir."
"SPLENDID! I want this car's exterior colored in a quahog grey, and the interior in a flat white. I will need the front seats removed, so that I will fit. I will need a short ramp installed, since you can see, my foot does not really come up high enough to get inside the car. Oh, I almost forgot! One more slight detail."
"Ok, I have all that written down. What is the other item, sir? OH! One more thing, sir! Forgive me, but I do have to ask this. How are you going to have this car purchased? Cash? Credit? A co-signer, perhaps?"
"I have saddlebags, in which I just finished converting a pile of inherited pearls to cash, in oh let's say the $2 illion range. As to the last point of order, I would like all the company insignias replaced with large "S"'s".
"Replace insignias with large "S"'s. Might I inquire why, sir?"
"So that when all heads are turning, and looking at my magnificent automobile, they will notice the replaced insignia, and declare .....
LOOK AT THAT S-CAR-GO!"
(DRUM AND CYMBAL) |
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