Cooking For Engineers

[Cokacalas]

Hi

- How many children has your uncle got now?
- I haven't seen him since yesterday. He had 25 or 30 then.
- I guess the stork is familiar with his house ?
- The stork was very careful at first. He'd fly over the house, land on the roof and bring them down the chimney. Now, he just yells down and says: "Come on and get them!"



A revolutionary speaker was addressing a meeting of hostile audience. One woman, in an ugly mood, rose up and said, "If you were my husband, I would give you poison." And the speaker, with his ready wit, retorted, " My dear lady, if I were your husband I would take the poison."




G'night

[JohnnyFartPants]

[quote="Cokacalas"]Hi

- How many children has your uncle got now?
- I haven't seen him since yesterday. He had 25 or 30 then.
- I guess the stork is familiar with his house ?
- The stork was very careful at first. He'd fly over the house, land on the roof and bring them down the chimney. Now, he just yells down and says: "Come on and get them!"



A revolutionary speaker was addressing a meeting of hostile audience. One woman, in an ugly mood, rose up and said, "If you were my husband, I would give you poison." And the speaker, with his ready wit, retorted, " My dear lady, if I were your husband I would take the poison."



G'night



This was actually a comment made by Winston Churchill, Prime Minister of Great Britain during World War II. Another of his famous comments, made in reply to a woman that said, "Your are drunk!" was, "In the morning I will be sober, you, however will always be ugly."

[Marva89]

Hahaha!
Lolz!
This has just made my day;)
Thanks for sharing!

[PeterLustig]

Fortunately, all of us like children ;-)