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Over Heard on Long Island Rail Road..

 
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Long Island Cook



Joined: 09 Jan 2008
Posts: 7
Location: Long Island, NY

PostPosted: Tue Apr 15, 2008 2:50 pm    Post subject: Over Heard on Long Island Rail Road.. Reply with quote

I over heard some women talking on LIRR train this morning.

One woman was explaining that she and her husband had gone to bed the night before, when she became aware that her husband was touching her in a most unusual manner.

He started by running his hand across her shoulders and the small of her back.
He ran his hand over her breasts, touching them very lightly.
Then, he proceeded to run his hand gently down her side,
sliding his hand over her stomach, and then down the other side to a point below her waist.
He continued on, gently feeling her hips, first one side and the the other.
His hand ran further down the outside of her thighs.
His gentle probing then started up the inside of her left thigh,
stopped and the returned to do the same to her right thigh.

By this time, the woman explained,
she was becoming aroused and she squirmed a little to better position herself.
(I have to admit her story was starting my engine)!!

But then, she said, her husband stopped abruptly and rolled over to his side of the bed..,
she was totally surprised at this unexpected action.

So she whispered to him "Why are you stopping"?

You are gonna love this...

He whispered back,
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" I found the TV remote!"
Laughing Out Loud
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Paul79UF



Joined: 29 May 2008
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Location: Florida

PostPosted: Thu May 29, 2008 2:08 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

LOL, I've got to forward that to my brother. That's so him.

On a related note, I've read that couples that don't have a TV in their bedroom become intimate significantly more often than those that do have a tv in the bedroom.
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claire909



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PostPosted: Mon Feb 23, 2009 6:44 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Ha! Ha! Nice one
Although its a quite old posts but the joke is very good.
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GaryProtein



Joined: 26 Oct 2005
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PostPosted: Sat Feb 28, 2009 4:49 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

Paul79UF wrote:
. . . On a related note, I've read that couples that don't have a TV in their bedroom become intimate significantly more often than those that do have a tv in the bedroom.


I thought everybody "did it" during the Tonight Show," especially with Johnny Carson. Big smile Big smile
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