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Sweet Piglet



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PostPosted: Wed May 17, 2006 5:08 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

One cannot believe one missed this remarkable celebration of asparagus. I love to dip my spears in batter before eating.
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PostPosted: Wed May 17, 2006 5:10 pm    Post subject: Re: The Bet Reply with quote

James Lithgow wrote:
When my son was 8 years old and wouldn't eat aspargas I bet him $100 that he would like it before he turned 30...the thinking was that I would have easily saved $100 in aspargus in the 22 years. He was eating the spears by the time he was 25...and still owes me the 100.


This story will run and run. Quick, someone tell Tom Hanks, lets get the film rights!
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Sweet Piglet



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PostPosted: Wed May 17, 2006 5:23 pm    Post subject: Re: very cool Reply with quote

Anonymous wrote:
As a Stockton native, I've gone to the Asparagus Festival many times. Even though I don't really like asparagus, I will eat generous amounts of the delicious fried asparagus and excellent tri-tip sandwiches. I had never seen what went on behind the scenes further than squinting through the meshed screens. Thank you for reporting your experience!


You are bonkers!!!
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PostPosted: Wed May 17, 2006 5:26 pm    Post subject: Re: very cool Reply with quote

Sweet Piglet wrote:
Anonymous wrote:
As a Stockton native, I've gone to the Asparagus Festival many times. Even though I don't really like asparagus, I will eat generous amounts of the delicious fried asparagus and excellent tri-tip sandwiches. I had never seen what went on behind the scenes further than squinting through the meshed screens. Thank you for reporting your experience!


You are bonkers!!!


That is one crazy dude. I bet he has stayed up until midnight on numerous occasions, even when nothing is on TV.
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Saintplums



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PostPosted: Wed May 17, 2006 5:29 pm    Post subject: Re: very cool Reply with quote

JohnnyFartPants wrote:
Sweet Piglet wrote:
Anonymous wrote:
As a Stockton native, I've gone to the Asparagus Festival many times. Even though I don't really like asparagus, I will eat generous amounts of the delicious fried asparagus and excellent tri-tip sandwiches. I had never seen what went on behind the scenes further than squinting through the meshed screens. Thank you for reporting your experience!


You are bonkers!!!


That is one crazy dude. I bet he has stayed up until midnight on numerous occasions, even when nothing is on TV.


now now, I'm quite partial to the odd shoot myself...

I've been a huge fan ever since I've saw Jamie Oliver make an entire banquet, out of a tin of Sainsbury's Asparagus shoots and a single shrivelled walnut...
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Sweet Piglet



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PostPosted: Wed May 17, 2006 5:49 pm    Post subject: Re: very cool Reply with quote

Saintplums wrote:
JohnnyFartPants wrote:
Sweet Piglet wrote:
Anonymous wrote:
As a Stockton native, I've gone to the Asparagus Festival many times. Even though I don't really like asparagus, I will eat generous amounts of the delicious fried asparagus and excellent tri-tip sandwiches. I had never seen what went on behind the scenes further than squinting through the meshed screens. Thank you for reporting your experience!


You are bonkers!!!


That is one crazy dude. I bet he has stayed up until midnight on numerous occasions, even when nothing is on TV.


now now, I'm quite partial to the odd shoot myself...

I've been a huge fan ever since I've saw Jamie Oliver make an entire banquet, out of a tin of Sainsbury's Asparagus shoots and a single shrivelled walnut...


And where did he keep the shrivelled walnut?
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PostPosted: Wed May 17, 2006 5:58 pm    Post subject: Re: very cool Reply with quote

Sweet Piglet wrote:
Saintplums wrote:
JohnnyFartPants wrote:
Sweet Piglet wrote:
Anonymous wrote:
As a Stockton native, I've gone to the Asparagus Festival many times. Even though I don't really like asparagus, I will eat generous amounts of the delicious fried asparagus and excellent tri-tip sandwiches. I had never seen what went on behind the scenes further than squinting through the meshed screens. Thank you for reporting your experience!


You are bonkers!!!


That is one crazy dude. I bet he has stayed up until midnight on numerous occasions, even when nothing is on TV.


now now, I'm quite partial to the odd shoot myself...

I've been a huge fan ever since I've saw Jamie Oliver make an entire banquet, out of a tin of Sainsbury's Asparagus shoots and a single shrivelled walnut...


And where did he keep the shrivelled walnut?


In Michael Jackson's bedroom...
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