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elianna



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PostPosted: Mon Apr 13, 2009 12:12 pm    Post subject: Perfect Life Reply with quote

Perfect Life
An old man is sitting on a park bench crying his eyes out. A young jogger comes by and asks him what is the matter.

The old man says, "I'm a multimillionare, I have a great big house, the fastest car in the world and I just married a beautiful blonde bombshell who satisfies me every night in bed whether I like it or not (sob)."

The young jogger says, "Man, you have everything I have ever dreamed for in my life. What could be so wrong in your life that you are sitting here in the park crying?"

The old man says, "I can't remember where I live."
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claudine00



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PostPosted: Mon Oct 19, 2009 5:32 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Aw, that's painful. He remembers everything he had, but where he came from is out of his knowledge. Poor old man. Sad
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robertras



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PostPosted: Wed Nov 11, 2009 10:16 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Laughing Out Loud
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karikat



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PostPosted: Sat Sep 10, 2011 8:11 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Unsure !!!
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ddel85



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PostPosted: Fri Sep 30, 2011 6:07 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

age Sad Laughing Out Loud
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charlie445



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PostPosted: Fri Apr 13, 2012 9:21 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

ooops, not funny))
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thetreatment



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PostPosted: Wed May 09, 2012 3:43 am    Post subject: Reply with quote

There's a bit of funny side but the message is of that is something serious.
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essentialfoodstorage02
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PostPosted: Mon Aug 06, 2012 8:01 am    Post subject: .... Reply with quote

well for me, it's joke/message is seriously half meant... that, you can have anything, but not everything....
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counter



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PostPosted: Sun Feb 10, 2013 2:18 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Big smile That's funny man
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gaixareku



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PostPosted: Sat Jan 18, 2014 6:07 am    Post subject: neutral Reply with quote

find it Ok. Wink
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