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JohnnyFartPants



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PostPosted: Wed May 17, 2006 5:42 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

English Toffee is best served in England. Trationally it is thrown at the back of the head in old fashioned football stadiums, where the phrase, "Take that, your rotter" will be heard. Jolly good fun.
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PostPosted: Wed May 17, 2006 5:49 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

JohnnyFartPants wrote:
English Toffee is best served in England. Trationally it is thrown at the back of the head in old fashioned football stadiums, where the phrase, "Take that, your rotter" will be heard. Jolly good fun.


Everton FC are nicknamed the Toffee men, as the original 11 players were all made from toffee...

FACT!
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PostPosted: Wed May 17, 2006 5:51 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Saintplums wrote:
JohnnyFartPants wrote:
English Toffee is best served in England. Trationally it is thrown at the back of the head in old fashioned football stadiums, where the phrase, "Take that, your rotter" will be heard. Jolly good fun.


Everton FC are nicknamed the Toffee men, as the original 11 players were all made from toffee...

FACT!


This is often misreported. The goalkeeper was a gingerbread man and the midfield general was an on loan Chelsea Bun.
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Sweet Piglet



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PostPosted: Wed May 17, 2006 5:53 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Saintplums wrote:
JohnnyFartPants wrote:
English Toffee is best served in England. Trationally it is thrown at the back of the head in old fashioned football stadiums, where the phrase, "Take that, your rotter" will be heard. Jolly good fun.


Everton FC are nicknamed the Toffee men, as the original 11 players were all made from toffee...

FACT!


Do they play soccer?
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JohnnyFartPants



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PostPosted: Wed May 17, 2006 5:55 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Sweet Piglet wrote:
Saintplums wrote:
JohnnyFartPants wrote:
English Toffee is best served in England. Trationally it is thrown at the back of the head in old fashioned football stadiums, where the phrase, "Take that, your rotter" will be heard. Jolly good fun.


Everton FC are nicknamed the Toffee men, as the original 11 players were all made from toffee...

FACT!


Do they play soccer?


No, soccer is the american name for the game, "football", the only difference being it is played with no skill and you must challenge yourself to see the ball by growing a huge stomach.
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Saintplums



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PostPosted: Wed May 17, 2006 5:56 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Sweet Piglet wrote:
Saintplums wrote:
JohnnyFartPants wrote:
English Toffee is best served in England. Trationally it is thrown at the back of the head in old fashioned football stadiums, where the phrase, "Take that, your rotter" will be heard. Jolly good fun.


Everton FC are nicknamed the Toffee men, as the original 11 players were all made from toffee...

FACT!


Do they play soccer?


yes...

It is like a giant foozball table, but instead of little plastic men with a metal pole through their guts, the players are real men, who don't need to wear a suit of armour before playing contact sports...
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Sweet Piglet



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PostPosted: Wed May 17, 2006 6:00 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

JohnnyFartPants wrote:
Sweet Piglet wrote:
Saintplums wrote:
JohnnyFartPants wrote:
English Toffee is best served in England. Trationally it is thrown at the back of the head in old fashioned football stadiums, where the phrase, "Take that, your rotter" will be heard. Jolly good fun.


Everton FC are nicknamed the Toffee men, as the original 11 players were all made from toffee...

FACT!


Do they play soccer?


No, soccer is the american name for the game, "football", the only difference being it is played with no skill and you must challenge yourself to see the ball by growing a huge stomach.


Not difficult then! All the men here are so obese they probably haven't seen their weiner since it got out of nappies.
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Saintplums



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PostPosted: Wed May 17, 2006 6:03 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Sweet Piglet wrote:
JohnnyFartPants wrote:
Sweet Piglet wrote:
Saintplums wrote:
JohnnyFartPants wrote:
English Toffee is best served in England. Trationally it is thrown at the back of the head in old fashioned football stadiums, where the phrase, "Take that, your rotter" will be heard. Jolly good fun.


Everton FC are nicknamed the Toffee men, as the original 11 players were all made from toffee...

FACT!


Do they play soccer?


No, soccer is the american name for the game, "football", the only difference being it is played with no skill and you must challenge yourself to see the ball by growing a huge stomach.


Not difficult then! All the men here are so obese they probably haven't seen their weiner since it got out of nappies.


They do have mirrors you know!
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Sweet Piglet



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PostPosted: Wed May 17, 2006 6:07 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Saintplums wrote:
Sweet Piglet wrote:
JohnnyFartPants wrote:
Sweet Piglet wrote:
Saintplums wrote:
JohnnyFartPants wrote:
English Toffee is best served in England. Trationally it is thrown at the back of the head in old fashioned football stadiums, where the phrase, "Take that, your rotter" will be heard. Jolly good fun.


Everton FC are nicknamed the Toffee men, as the original 11 players were all made from toffee...

FACT!


Do they play soccer?


No, soccer is the american name for the game, "football", the only difference being it is played with no skill and you must challenge yourself to see the ball by growing a huge stomach.


Not difficult then! All the men here are so obese they probably haven't seen their weiner since it got out of nappies.


They do have mirrors you know!


Yes, it's called "the wife".
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Saintplums



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PostPosted: Wed May 17, 2006 6:18 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Sweet Piglet wrote:
Saintplums wrote:
Sweet Piglet wrote:
JohnnyFartPants wrote:
Sweet Piglet wrote:
Saintplums wrote:
JohnnyFartPants wrote:
English Toffee is best served in England. Trationally it is thrown at the back of the head in old fashioned football stadiums, where the phrase, "Take that, your rotter" will be heard. Jolly good fun.


Everton FC are nicknamed the Toffee men, as the original 11 players were all made from toffee...

FACT!


Do they play soccer?


No, soccer is the american name for the game, "football", the only difference being it is played with no skill and you must challenge yourself to see the ball by growing a huge stomach.


Not difficult then! All the men here are so obese they probably haven't seen their weiner since it got out of nappies.


They do have mirrors you know!


Yes, it's called "the wife".


really?

My Mirror doesn't ignore me for 2 weeks when I drunkenly mistake her slippers for the wc...
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