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JohnnyFartPants



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PostPosted: Wed May 17, 2006 4:35 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

The best bacon in the world is actually from the United Kingdon. That is a fact. I have been baconing now for 38 years and am often known as the Bacon King of England, a title only narrowly regarded as lower than that of The Queen.
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Sweet Piglet



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PostPosted: Wed May 17, 2006 4:57 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Good evening everyone, hope you are all well and have had a bacontastic day.

I am a Duchess and we have been breeding swine in my family for generations. I currently reside in West Ham. Decided to join here as the Duke is a bit of a boar these days.
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JohnnyFartPants



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PostPosted: Wed May 17, 2006 5:00 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Sweet Piglet wrote:
Good evening everyone, hope you are all well and have had a bacontastic day.

I am a Duchess and we have been breeding swine in my family for generations. I currently reside in West Ham. Decided to join here as the Duke is a bit of a boar these days.


Well done, m'lady. May I take this occasion to touch the rim of my hat, respectfully in your direction, while offering you bacon of the finest BRITISH kind?
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Sweet Piglet



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PostPosted: Wed May 17, 2006 5:03 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

JohnnyFartPants wrote:
Sweet Piglet wrote:
Good evening everyone, hope you are all well and have had a bacontastic day.

I am a Duchess and we have been breeding swine in my family for generations. I currently reside in West Ham. Decided to join here as the Duke is a bit of a boar these days.


Well done, m'lady. May I take this occasion to touch the rim of my hat, respectfully in your direction, while offering you bacon of the finest BRITISH kind?


Why thank you kind Sir. It's not often these days I get offered pork. A lady needs it one thinks, on a daily basis.
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JohnnyFartPants



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PostPosted: Wed May 17, 2006 5:11 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Sweet Piglet wrote:
JohnnyFartPants wrote:
Sweet Piglet wrote:
Good evening everyone, hope you are all well and have had a bacontastic day.

I am a Duchess and we have been breeding swine in my family for generations. I currently reside in West Ham. Decided to join here as the Duke is a bit of a boar these days.


Well done, m'lady. May I take this occasion to touch the rim of my hat, respectfully in your direction, while offering you bacon of the finest BRITISH kind?


Why thank you kind Sir. It's not often these days I get offered pork. A lady needs it one thinks, on a daily basis.


Pork sword?
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Sweet Piglet



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PostPosted: Wed May 17, 2006 5:16 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

JohnnyFartPants wrote:
Sweet Piglet wrote:
JohnnyFartPants wrote:
Sweet Piglet wrote:
Good evening everyone, hope you are all well and have had a bacontastic day.

I am a Duchess and we have been breeding swine in my family for generations. I currently reside in West Ham. Decided to join here as the Duke is a bit of a boar these days.


Well done, m'lady. May I take this occasion to touch the rim of my hat, respectfully in your direction, while offering you bacon of the finest BRITISH kind?


Why thank you kind Sir. It's not often these days I get offered pork. A lady needs it one thinks, on a daily basis.


Pork sword?


What a gentleman you are Sir.
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Saintplums



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PostPosted: Wed May 17, 2006 5:16 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

OMFG!!!

Is it really the Bacon King himself!!

Sir I am honoured...

My rashers are not worthy.....
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JohnnyFartPants



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PostPosted: Wed May 17, 2006 5:20 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Saintplums wrote:
OMFG!!!

Is it really the Bacon King himself!!

Sir I am honoured...

My rashers are not worthy.....


Now, now young man. I run a very informal ship around here. Just call me plain old Bacon, none of this King stuff.
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Saintplums



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PostPosted: Wed May 17, 2006 5:23 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

JohnnyFartPants wrote:
Saintplums wrote:
OMFG!!!

Is it really the Bacon King himself!!

Sir I am honoured...

My rashers are not worthy.....


Now, now young man. I run a very informal ship around here. Just call me plain old Bacon, none of this King stuff.


Sorry I couldn't

It would be like calling the Queen "Lizzy", Or the President "War-mongering OIL Theiving Budgie'


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PostPosted: Wed May 17, 2006 5:24 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Saintplums wrote:
JohnnyFartPants wrote:
Saintplums wrote:
OMFG!!!

Is it really the Bacon King himself!!

Sir I am honoured...

My rashers are not worthy.....


Now, now young man. I run a very informal ship around here. Just call me plain old Bacon, none of this King stuff.


Sorry I couldn't

It would be like calling the Queen "Lizzy", Or the President "War-mongering OIL Theiving budgie'


Quite, quite. Rather colourful comments, but one echo's your views.


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PostPosted: Wed May 17, 2006 5:45 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

JohnnyFartPants wrote:
Saintplums wrote:
JohnnyFartPants wrote:
Saintplums wrote:
OMFG!!!

Is it really the Bacon King himself!!

Sir I am honoured...

My rashers are not worthy.....


Now, now young man. I run a very informal ship around here. Just call me plain old Bacon, none of this King stuff.


Sorry I couldn't

It would be like calling the Queen "Lizzy", Or the President "War-mongering OIL Theiving budgie'


Quite, quite. Rather colourful comments, but one echo's your views.
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