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jimmyg



Joined: 14 Feb 2006
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Location: Yorba Linda, California

PostPosted: Tue Feb 14, 2006 1:36 am    Post subject: PUB BACK HOME Reply with quote

AN ENGLISH MAN A SCOTISH MAN AND AND IRISH MAN WERE SITTING IN A BAR IN THE UNITED STATES.
THE ENGLISH MAN SAYS, "BACK HOME WE HAVE A PUB THAT WILL BUY YOU A DRINK FOR EVERY FOUR YOU BUY."
THE SCOTICH MAN SAYS, "WELL BACK HOME WE HAVE A PUB THAT WILL BUY U A DRING AFTER YOU BUY THREE."
THE IRISH MAN SAYS, "WE HAVE A PUB BACK HOME THAT WILL BUY ALL OF YOUR DRINKS, THEN TAKE YOU UP STAIRS AND GET YOU LAID AND THEN DRIVE YOU HOME."
THE ENGLISH MAN SAYS, "WOW, DID YOU GO THERE MUCH?"
THE IRISH MAN SAYS, " NO, BUT MY SISTER DOES."
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Jörg



Joined: 31 Dec 2005
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PostPosted: Tue Feb 14, 2006 2:30 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

I liked the joke, but you might want to turn off the caps lock. It just makes it hard to read.

Cheers.
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