Cooking For Engineers

[guest]

Halloween is coming! A small party, scary foods ect... Any idea, please? Thanks.

[Latisha]

Well, it's not that I'm trying to show off, but I've been WAITING for 3 DAYS to see if anybody is going to move their ass and help you with your request. But, it looks like it's me who has to do the hard work again, babe! So, you want me to spookup your party, dear, and not sexup? I guess you have no prolems with your zucchini, darling? Poor Syd just told me the advice that Mr. Duxll had given him was no good at all. Apparently, Mr.Duxll told Syd to soak his limpy zucchini in water and Viagra and that's what Syd did. But now Syd claims the water did not turn into wine at all! I'll try to be as helpful as possible, darling.

Get 2 big pumpkins. Cut the top off, about at 1/3 of the height of the fruit. Remove seeds inside. Line the inside ith a few lettuce leaves. Defrost 2 boxes of Calamari. No need to clean them out. Fry crushed garlics, chopped ginger, white onions in little cooking oil. Add Calamari. Stirfry quickly. Add some tomato sauce, salt, pinch of sugar and pepper. Pour into pumpkins. Arrange some Calamaris on top for a scary look!

Get 2 kilos of cooked, shelled Whelks. Fry some crushed garlics, chopped ginger + onions + hot chilli in little cooking oil. Add Whelks. Stirfry quickly. Add thinly sliced celery, chilli sauce, some oyster sauce. Stirfry until celery is cooked. Pour into pumpkin. Happy Halloween, darling!

[kenhutton]

Just a quick tip. Put the seeds from your pumpkin in a dry pan, and lightly toast them in the oven for a great snack.
You can add salt, but it isn't neccessary and I prefer them unsalted.

[Rodney]

Me mum in law's going to come and stay with us for two bloody weeks this holy Christmas!! Perhaps if I serve her your Calamari dish on her arrival, the old bat will be on her broomstick fast enough??!!!

[Wilbur]

My mother- in-law is going for a " face lift at half price ". I wonder if that means " 2 for the price of 1 " ??? Hahaha!!!!!